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Thanks to Jim for sending this one!
I HAPPENED TO SEE AN ELDERLY WOMAN
COMFORTABLY SITTING ON
THE STEP OF HER FRONT DOOR. SHE LOOKED COMPLETELY
CONTENTED AND RELAXED AND I JUST HAD TO GO UP TO HER AND
ASK WHAT HER SECRET WAS TO SUCH A LONG, HAPPY LIFE.
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.
"Before I go to
bed, I smoke a nice big joint. In addition to that, I
drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat
only junk food. On week-ends, I pop pills and drink a
couple of bottles of wine. I never exercise because
that takes time away from the good stuff."
"That is absolutely amazing at your age!", I said. "How
old are you, anyway?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
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