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The cook has been here for 18 months,
and I pay her $150 per week plus free
room and board.'
He continued, 'Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours
every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a
six-pack of beer every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my
'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' said the agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.