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Thanks to Leo for sending this one!

A man owned a small farm in Michigan. The Michigan State Wage &
Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and
sent an agent out to interview him.

'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'
demanded the agent.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with
me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free
room and board.'

He continued, 'Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours
every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

 He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a
six-pack of beer every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my
wife
occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' said the agent.

'That would be me,' replied the farmer.

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