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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and  HMO
paperwork  and was burned out.

Hoping  to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,  
he decided to become a mechanic.

He  went to the local technical college, signed up for evening  classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he  could.

When  the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared  carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous  skill.

When  the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had  obtained
a score of 150%.

Fearing  an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear  ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is  an error in the grade."

The  instructor said, "No.  During the exam, you took the engine  apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.  You put the engine
back together again perfectly, which  is also worth 50% of the mark."

After  a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because  
you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my  
entire career."

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