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Thanks to Moose for sending this one!

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.
 
  #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and get money back!
 
  #9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
  road.
 
  #8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
  let you try it out a few times.
 
  #7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
 
  #6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
 
  #5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
 
  #4 Guns function normally every day of the month.
 
  #3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
 
  #2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
 
  And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.
 
  #1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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