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Thanks to Sister Bea for this one!

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
   her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
   entrance.
 
   The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, *Good morning, and welcome to
   Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
 
   The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "------ no,they
   ain't."
   "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the ----- would you
   think
   they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
 
   "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
   couldn't believe you got a man to sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for
   shopping at Wal-Mart!"

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