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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.

I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play
golf,  so forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be
done with it. We have a 10:00 A.M. tee off time at the best golf course
in town and its 9:30 already.'

'I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!'
 
The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is surely a very
brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using
anything to kill the pain.'
 
So the dentist asked him, 'Which tooth is it sir?'
 
The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your mouth, Honey, and show
him.'

 

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