God is sitting in Heaven
when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we
don't need you
anymore. Science has finally figured out a way
life out of nothing. In other words, we can now
did in the 'beginning'.'
is that so? Tell me...' replies God.
'Well', says the scientist, 'we can take
dirt and form it into the
likeness of you and breathe life
into it, thus creating man.'
that's interesting. Show Me. '
scientist bends down to the earth and starts to
no, no, no...' interrupts God,
your own dirt.'