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Thanks to Sister Bea for this one!

Geography of a Woman

 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like
Africa : half discovered,  half wild, fertile and
naturally beautiful.

 
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe :
well developed and open to trade,
especially for someone of real value.
 
 
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain :
very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.

 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
Greece : gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
 

 Between 41 and 50, a woman is like
Great Britain : with a glorious
and all conquering past..

 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like
Israel : has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.

 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Canada : self-preserving, but
open to meeting new people.

 
After 70, she becomes Tibet:
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom
of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

 

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

  
Between 1 and 90, a man is like
Iran, ruled by nuts.

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