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Thanks to Sammie for sending this one!

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.  Frogs are good bass bait.
 
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.  Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
 
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.  His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
 
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
 
Life is good in the South.