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Thanks to Moose for sending this one!

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing  trip..  Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this  time because his wife wouldn't let him.  After a lot of teasing and  name calling, Dave headed home, frustrated.The following week, when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up  camp, they were shocked to see Dave was already there.  He was already  sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing  rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing."How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"  "I didn't  have to," Dave replied.  I went home from work last night and slumped  down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.  Then the ol' lady  snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, " Surprise " .  When  I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful  see-through negligee and she said, " Carry me into the bedroom and tie  me to the bed and you can do whatever you want " SO HERE I AM!

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