Along comes a game warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies.
(thinking isn't that obvious?)
"You're in a restricted NO fishing
area", he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start
at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you
"If you do that, I"ll have to charge
you with sexual assault," says
"But I have not even touched you," says
the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the
equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.