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One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the
boat out.
 
She motors out a short distance, anchors and begins to read her book.
 
Along comes a game warden in his boat.
 
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What
are you doing?"
 
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that obvious?)
 
"You're in a restricted NO fishing area", he informs her.


"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment.
 
I'll have to take you in and write you up."
 
"If you do that, I"ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
 
"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
 
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
 
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
 

MORAL of this STORY:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think!

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