First Date Conversation Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this one!
Lady: Do you drink?
Lady: How much a week?
Man: 2 bottles of Bourbon.
Lady: How much per bottle?
Man: about $35
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 25 years
Lady: So 1 bottle cost $35 and you have 2 bottles a week which puts your spending each month at $280. In one year, it would be about $3,360, correct?
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $3,360 not accounting for inflation, the past 25 years puts your spending at $84,000 - correct?
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 25 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Man: Where's your Ferrari?