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Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this one!

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a week?

Man: 2 bottles of Bourbon.

Lady: How much per bottle?

Man: about $35

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 25 years

Lady: So 1 bottle cost $35 and you have 2 bottles a week which puts your spending each month at $280. In one year, it would be about $3,360, correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $3,360 not accounting for inflation, the past 25 years puts your spending at $84,000 - correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put  in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 25 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?


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