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Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!

Obama appointed Federal Agents to the Bureau of Land Management: Department
 of Water.  Obama did not want ranchers to use the water for their land because
 were so many inner city kids who needed swimming pools to stumulate the
 economy.  So, one of these new agents stopped by a ranch in Texas and talked
 with an old rancher. He told the codger, "I need to inspect your farm for your
  irrigation allocation."
 The old rancher said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there."
 The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
 Government with me. See this CARD? This CARD means I am allowed to go
 WHEREVER I WANT on ANY agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
 Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
 The rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, he heard loud
 screams and saw the Water Representative running for the fence.  Close
 behind was the rancher's huge prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water
 Rep with every step.
 The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down his
 tools, ran to the fence and shouted out - "Your card! Your card! Show him
 your card!"


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