Obama appointed Federal Agents to the Bureau of Land Management: Department
of Water. Obama did not want ranchers to use the water for their land
were so many inner city kids who needed swimming pools to stumulate the
economy. So, one of these new agents stopped by a ranch in Texas and
with an old rancher. He told the codger, "I need to inspect your farm for
The old rancher said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there."
The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the
Government with me. See this CARD? This CARD means I am allowed to go
WHEREVER I WANT on ANY agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The rancher nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, he heard
screams and saw the Water Representative running for the fence. Close
behind was the rancher's huge prize bull. The bull was gaining on the
Rep with every step.
The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down
tools, ran to the fence and shouted out - "Your card! Your card! Show him