Everybody Knows Benny Jokes / Back Home
Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!
A guy named Benny is sitting in a bar mouthing off that he knows everybody. So his buddy bets $10 the next person to walk in the bar didn't know him.
Somebody walks in the bar and says "Hey Benny what's up?"
So the guy then bets him $100 he doesn't know the first person they see outside walking down the street. So they go outside and see some coming up to the bar and says "Hey Benny how are things going?"
Flustered, the guy bets him $500 he doesn't know the President. So they drive up to the white house and the security guard says "Benny you know you can't just show up here like this." Then a limo pulls up with the president in it and he rolls down the window and says "Hey Benny how have you been?"
So then he bets him $1000 he doesn't know the Pope. So they take a plane to Rome and Benny says, "Ok, now watch up there on that balcony - I'm gonna come out there with the Pope." So he goes up there and looks down to see his friend pass out.
Benny goes down there and says "Are you that surprised that I know the Pope?" The guys says, "No - somebody walked up behind me and said who's that guy up there with Benny!"