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Thanks to Leo for this one!

This one is for everyone who... 
a) has kids 
b) had kids 
c) was a kid 
d) knows a kid 
e) is going to have kids.


I guess that means all of us!!

 
 


DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS 


I was packing for a business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers. 

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said , 
'Daddy's going to eat your fingers,'pretending to eat them.. 

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. 

I said, 
'What's wrong, honey?' 

She replied, 

'What happened to my booger?'

 

 

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