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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh
   Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he
   whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

   The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
   impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to
   call the manager."

   Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back
   up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together
   the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no
   success.

   Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the
   situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

   "Sam" the cowboy moaned.

   "Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

   With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Sam
   replied,"...the balcony..."

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