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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A man was sitting on the lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car
 
 
crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat
 
 
her on a lawn-chair.

"My goodness," he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"

"Yes," she replied, "I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore. The last time I went to my
 
 
doctor he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license.  I told him yes and handed it to him. He
 
 
took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the wastebasket."

"You won't be needing this anymore," he said.

"So I thanked him and left."

 

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