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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was
 two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
 Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
 Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
 "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"
 My wife asked incredulously.
 "YES!!" stated the waitress.
 "I'll take the special."
 "How do you want your eggs?"
 "Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
 She took the two eggs home.