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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day
and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her
fourth wedding.

'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type
and color dress are you looking for?'

The bride to be said, 'A long, frilly, white dress with a veil.'

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take
this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time, for those
who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean. Perhaps ivory or
sky blue would be nice.'

'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's
directness, ' I can assure you that a white gown would be quite
appropriate . 'Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as
innocent as a first-time bride.

'You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he < BR>died as we were checking into our hotel.

'My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the
limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled
immediately and never spoke to each other again.'

'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.

'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for
four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it
was going to be, but nothing ever happened.' 

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