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Thanks to Norm for sending this one!  Can you pass the test?  Let's see...

DEMENTIA QUIZ

     
   
FIRST QUESTION :

Y
OU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? 





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ANSWER
:  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT
 DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME  AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
 

 


SECOND QUESTION :
I
F YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL DOWN)
 




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ANSWER
: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU  ARE.....  
  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?  


THIRD QUESTION
:
V
ERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR .
TRY IT.



TAKE
  1000  AND ADD  40  TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER  1000  AND NOW ADD  30 .
ADD ANOTHER 
1000 . NOW ADD  20 . NOW ADD ANOTHER  1000 .
NOW ADD  10 . WHAT IS THE TOTAL? 


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....
 




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DID YOU GET
  5000 ?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY  4100
...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE! IT, CHE CK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?     

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT...  MAYBE...  



FOURTH QUESTION
:  

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1.     NANA,   2. NENE,   3. NINI,    4. NONO, AND ???
2.     WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?






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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU?
 NO!  OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS
  MARY!  READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND, 
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF 




A  MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE. 
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE 
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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PASS THIS   ON TO FRUSTRATE THE  
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.


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