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Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this one!

Morris Schwartz, on his deathbed, knowing the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and his 2 sons.
 
So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
 
"Sybil, you take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
 
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
 
"Sarah, my dearest wife, please take all of the residential buildings downtown."
 
The nurse is completely blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been a very hardworking man to have accumulated all of this property".
 
Sarah replies, "What property? The butthead has a paper route!"