INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A
woman
writes
to the
IT Technical support Guy
:
Dear
Tech Support,
Last
year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0
to
Husband 1.0
and I
noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0
.
In
addition,
Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5
and
Personal Attention 6.5
,
and
then installed undesirable programs such as
News
5.0
,
No
Money
3.0
and
FOOTBALL
4.
1
.
Conversation 8.0
no
longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3
to
fix these problems, but to no avail.
What
can I do?
Signed, "Where are the old days?"
_____________________________________________________________________
Reply
DEAR
Madam,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0
is an
Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0
is an
operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. Html
and
try to download
Tears
6.2
and
do not forget to install the
Guilt
3.0
update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0
should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0
and
Flowers 3.5
..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0
to
default to
Silence 2.5
or
Beer
6.1
.
Please note that
Beer
6.1
is a
very bad program that will download the
Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do,
DO
NOT
under
any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
.
It
runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.
In
addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0
program. This is an unsupported application and will crash
Husband1.0
.
In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We
recommend:
Cooking
3.0
and
Good Looks 7.7.
Good
Day