Dang Women Drivers!          Man vs. Woman  /  Back Home

This morning on the Interstate,

 

I looked over to my
left and there was a




woman



in a brand new



Cadillac



doing 65 mph



with her
face up next to her




rear view mirror



putting on her eyeliner.
 



  I looked away



for a couple seconds



and when I looked back she was
 



halfway over in my lane,



still working on that makeup.
 



  As a man,



I don't scare easily.



But she scared me so much;



I dropped
my electric shaver,




which knocked



the donut



out of my other hand.



In all
the confusion of trying




to straighten out the car



using my knees against
the steering wheel,




it knocked



my cell phone



away from my ear



which fell
 



into the coffee



between my legs,



splashed,



and burned



Big Jim and the Twins,



ruined the dang phone,



soaked my trousers,



and disconnected an
important call.



  Dang women drivers

 

 Man vs. Woman  /  Back Home

 
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