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Any Catholic will get this one quickly...

       A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box.
       He notices on one side a
       fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall
       is a
       dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest
       comes in.
       "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long
       time since I've been to
       confession, but I must first admit that the confessional
       box is much
       more inviting these days."
       The priest replies "Get out. You're on my
       side."