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Thanks to Phyllis for sending this one!

 As always your barber has a solution to all the worlds problems...
 An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he
 tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks
 are wrinkled from age.
 The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells
 him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
 When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest
 shave he's had in years.
 But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed
 that little ball.
 The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like
 everyone else does".


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