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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/offer

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AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG

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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

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COWS, CALVES FOR SALE, -NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK - $2000

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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.  8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.  NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.

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FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

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NORDIC TRACK $300  HARDLY USED  CALL CHUBBIE

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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.  LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE..BETTER BE REWARD.

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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

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GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

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GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED

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FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

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AMERICAN FLAG 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.  STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

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NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:  QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.

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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.

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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

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GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.

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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.

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OPEN HOUSE:  BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

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KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box

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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.

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