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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of
 the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other
 people's business.    She made a mistake, however,
 when she
 accused Frank, a new member of being an alcoholic when she
 saw his old pickup truck parked at the town's only bar one
 afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several
 others)
 that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
    Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment
 and
 just turned, and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or
 deny... He said nothing.   Later that evening, Frank
 quietly
 parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house...walked
 home...and left it there all night!!!  You gotta love
 Frank!

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