A couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon,
suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat
irate spouse called her mate’s
cell phone and demanded: Where the heck are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond
Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time
and said, "Baby it'll be yours one day?"
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.