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Thanks to Keith L. for sending this one!

An Army chaplain, walking through a notorious section of town, saw a soldier exiting a known house of prostitution.

The soldier paused on the sidewalk and gestured with his right hand in a manner familiar to the good Catholic chaplain.

The chaplain promptly approached the errant soldier, saying, Im sorry to see a good Catholic lad like you, coming out of a place like that.

Well, padre, Im not Catholic, answered the GI.

But I clearly saw you cross yourself as you came out of there.

No but when I come out of a place like that, I always check four things: My spectacles, my testicles, my watch and my wallet.

 

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