A big corporation recently hired
"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something
eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked,
"You're all working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied with you.
However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know
what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals asked the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly,
to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool!!! For four
weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but
noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"