Cajuns Ain't Dumb
Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!
Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a
donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the
donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said "I'm
sorry, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
"Well, den" said Boudreaux, "jus' give my money
"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it
"OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey."
"What are you gonna do with him" "I'm gon-to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!"
"Well dats where you wrong!! You wait you an' you learn how smart we
A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, "What happened
"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."