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Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!

Boudreaux left the bayou and moved to Arkansas where he bought him a
donkey from an old farmer for $100.  The farmer agreed to deliver the
donkey the next day.  The next day, the farmer drove up and said "I'm
sorry, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."
 
"Well, den" said Boudreaux, "jus' give my money
back, yeah."
 
"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it
already."
 
"OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey."
 
"What are you gonna do with him"  "I'm gon-to raffle him off."
 
"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Cajun!"
 
"Well dats where you wrong!! You wait you an' you learn how smart we
Cajuns are!"
 
A month later the farmer ran into the Cajun and asked, "What happened
with that dead donkey?"
 
"I raffled dat donkey off.  I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
made $998."
 
"Didn't anyone complain?"
 
"Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

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