Business Trip Back to Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one! Make sure you scroll all the way down to the bottom to pick up the punch line.
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the
Small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway...
Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too
Much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup, fortunately, came to a halt when
It bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
Forgive me.. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I have attached a photo of the small accident for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
PS - Your Girlfriend Called.