Bubba and the Lawyer        Back to Redneck / Back Home

 

Down south, Bubba called his

attorney and asked,

"Is It true theys suin them

cigarette

companies fer causin People

to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true,"

responded

the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin them

fast food restaurants Fer makin

them fat an cloggin their arteries

with all Them burgers an fries,

is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for

millions when she Was gave that

hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that

university when he Gradiated

and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the

lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin . . .. What

I want to know is, kin I sue

Budweiser fer all them ugly

women I slept with?"

Back to Redneck / Back Home

 

GoStats web counter
GoStats web counter