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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

*A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
           marry her right away.* 

          *She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'*

          *He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
           we go along.'*

          *So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a
          honeymoon at a very nice resort..*

          *One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
           of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two
           and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike
          position, at which point he straightened out and cut the
           water like a knife.*

          *After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down
           on the towel.*

          *She said, 'That was incredible!'*

          *He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,
           I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'*

          *So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*

          *After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
           lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.*

          *He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
          endurance swimmer?'*

          *'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked
          both sides of the River"


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