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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

     Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and
       one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...
     Florida or the moon?"
     The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
     Florida ?????"
     A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She! tells the mechanic
     it died.
     After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
     She says, "What's the story?"
     He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
     She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
     A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
     nicely if he could see her license.
     She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
     together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
     you expect me to show it to you!"
     There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
     another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How
     can I get to the other side?"
     The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
     back, "You ARE on the other side."
     A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
     that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
     "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
     The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
     screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
     She pushed her knee and
     screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
     touched made her scream.
     The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
     "Well, NO" she said, "I'm actually a blonde"
     "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
     A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
       Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
      behind the wheel was knitting!
     Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
     the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
     yelled,  "PULL OVER!"
     "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
     A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
     Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
     The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
     The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the SUN!"
     The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
     heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
     To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
     going at night!"
     A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
     She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question
    "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
     She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it ON or OFF?"
     A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
     dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
     saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
     Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
     "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde.
     " They're Watch Dogs!"


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