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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work 
on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and 
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm 
going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I 
get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a 
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and 
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his 
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd 
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would 
have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos 
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much."

(Ohhh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife 
said,

"Don't look at me. He always made his own lunch"

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