The Blonde in a Blizzard                  Back to Jokes  /  Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point 

that visibility was almost zero when the little Blonde got off work. She made 

her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in 

her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally 

remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should 

wait for a snow-plough to come by and follow it. That way she would not get 

stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a 

little while a snow-plough went by and she started to follow it. As she followed 

the snow-plough she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not 

having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After an hour had passed, she 

was somewhat surprised when the snow-plough stopped and the driver got out and 

came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The 

snow-plough driver wanted to know if she was alright as she had been following 

him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's 

advice to follow a snow-plough when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied 

that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done 

with the Wal-Mart parking lot, and was going over to Sears next.

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