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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down
  next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was
  coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
  building preparing to jump.
  The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
  Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
  The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
  Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
  Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did
  a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very
  upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
  saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
  Bob replied , 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
  news and so I knew he would jump.'
  The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
  Bob took the money...

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