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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San
  Diego
  when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.
 
  The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
 
  "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
 
  "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
  problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
  the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
  stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.
  Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for
  your trouble."
 
  "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
 
  So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car
  and carefully strapped into their seat belts.
 
  Off they went.
 
  Five hours later, the truck driver was driving  through the heart of
  San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking
  down the street and holding hands with the two  chimps, much to the
  amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road
  and ran over to the blonde. What the hell  are you doing here?" he
  demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
 
  "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over---so
  now we're going to
  Sea World."

 

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