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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.  The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
 
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
 
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Police believe the victim was pushed.

 

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