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Thanks to Mary Lou for this one!

        A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to
        become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest
        hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO
        baby talk!
       
        "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
        reminding them.
       
        She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
       
        "I went to visit my Nana."
       
        "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big
        People' words!"
       
        She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a
        ride on a choo choo."
       
        She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must
        remember to use "Big People' words."
       
        She then asked little Zach what he had done.
       
        "I read a book," he replied.
          
        "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did
        you read?"
           
        Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
        chest with great pride, and said,
             
        "Winnie the SHIT."

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