Its BBQ season again ladies...
Definition of a BBQ: It's the only type of cooking a real man
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of
put into motion:
1.. The woman buys the food.
2.. The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3.. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a
the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to
the man who
lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.
4.. The man places the meat on the grill.
5.. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6.. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals
7.. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the
8.. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
and brings them to the table.
9.. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
10.. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking
11.. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no