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Its BBQ season again ladies...
    Definition of a BBQ: It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.
    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
    put into motion:
    1.. The woman buys the food.
    2.. The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
    3.. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
    the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who
    lounging beside the grill -- beer in hand.
    4.. The man places the meat on the grill.
    5.. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    6.. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
    her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
    7.. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
    8.. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
    and brings them to the table.
    9.. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
    10.. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
    11.. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
    seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
    Go figure!

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