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Thanks to JLVeer for this one!
Two 90 year old
men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of
their lives. When it became clear that Joe was dying, Moe visited him every
One day Moe said, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our
lives, and we played Minor league ball together for so many years. Please do
me one favor, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if
there's baseball there."
Joe looked up at Moe from his death bed, and replied " Moe,
you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible,
I'll do this favor for you. Shortly after that affirmation, Joe passed on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a
sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out
to him, "Moe--Moe."
"Who is it?, asked Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Moe--it's me, Joe "
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insisted the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "And I have some really good news and
a little bad news for you, Old Buddy."
"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.
"The good news," Joe says," is that there's baseball in heaven.
Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too.
Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always springtime
and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we
want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"
"You're pitching Tuesday."
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