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Thanks to Jim for sending this one!
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from
Arkansas, walks into a bar &
orders 3 mugs of Bud; she sits in the back of the room, drinking a
sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back
to the bar & orders 3 more. The bartender approaches & tells the
cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste
better if you bought one at a time." The cowgirl replies, "Well, you
see, I have 2 sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin.
When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink
this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm
drinking one beer for each of my sisters & one for myself." The
bartender admits that this is a nice custom & leaves it there. The
cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar & always drinks the same way.
She orders 3 mugs & drinks them in turn.
One day, she comes in & only orders 2 mugs. All the regulars take
notice & fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the 2nd
round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowgirl
looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes &
she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just
that my husband & I joined the Baptist church & I had to quit
"Hasn't affected my sisters though."
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