The Baptist and the Cowboy
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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to
a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy
asked for a whiskey and soda,which
was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
Preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the Preacher replied, "I'd
rather be tied up and taken advantage
of by women of ill-repute,than
let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back
attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a