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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
 
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda,which
 
was brought and placed before him.
 
The flight attendant then asked the
 
Preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the Preacher replied, "I'd
 
rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute,than
 
let liquor touch my lips."
 
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
 
attendant and said,

 
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

 

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