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Thanks to Mitch for sending this one!

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the
beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my
pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
 
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.