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Thanks to Mitch for sending this one!
Twenty eight years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in boot camp the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head. On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth. On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. The Army is still looking for him!