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Thanks to Leo for sending this one!

These are real notes written by parents in an
     ALABAMA school district.

     Spellings have been left intact.
   
     1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not
     take PE today. Please execute him
   
     2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was
     sick and i had her shot.
   
     3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on
     jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
   
     4. Please excuse gloria from jim today She is
     administrating.
   
     5 Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days.
     Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his
     hip.
   
     6. John has been absent because he had two teeth
     taken out of his face.
   
     7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
     playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
   
     8. Megan could not come to school today because
     she has been bothered by very close veins.
   
     9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre
     in his side
   
     10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has
     very loose vowels.
 
     11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent
     yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.
   
     12. Please excuse tommy for being absent
     yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
   
     13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
     his bust.
   
     14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his
     father's fault.
   
     15. I kept Billie home because she had to go
     Christmas shopping because i don't know what size
     she wear.
   
     16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school
     yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the
     porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it
     was sunday.
   
     17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday.
     We have to attend her funeral.
   
     18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she
     was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
   
     19. Please excuse Jason for being absent
     yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
    
     20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday.
     She was in bed with gramps.
   
     21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having
     a gangover.
   
     22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and
     under the doctor.
   
     23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she
     had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach.
     Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her
     brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I
     wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There
     must be something going around, her father even got
     hot last night.

 

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