Bubba and Billy Bob, who are from Alabama, travel to
Tennessee to visit a relative.
They are walking along the street, and they seea sign on a
store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00each,
trousers $2.50 per pair."
Bubba says to
his pal, "Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole
gob of these, take 'em back to
Alabama, sell 'em to our
friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there, you be quiet, okay?
Just let me do
the talkin' 'cause iffun they hear yer accent, they might think we're
ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'lltalk
in a slow
Tennessee drawl so's they don't
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake
Tennessee drawl, "I'lltake 50 of them
suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00each,
and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are from
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba.........How
come you did you know that?"