Acts 2:38 Jokes / Home
Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
An elderly woman had
just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the burglar robbing her home of its valuables and she yelled,
"STOP! Acts 2:38! " (' Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus
Christ so that your sins may be forgiven').
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
"Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a Scripture to
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"